Things I have learned from my dogs:
- Anyone can do anything with the right motivation.
- Enlisting a cat's help is never a bad idea when kibble's involved.
- Teamwork is key to getting things you're not supposed to have.
- Everything is edible.
- Rolling in something smelly in the yard is fun; the ensuing bath is not.
- Playing fetch never gets old.
- Sibling rivalry can be interspecies.
- Sad puppy eyes is a sure way to escape punishment every time.
- Obedience is for suckers.
- Rawhides are to be hoarded and then used to club the other dogs in the face when they're least suspecting.
- Stealing laundry and leaving it in the kennel is highly entertaining.
- The cat is The World's Greatest Squeaky Toy.
- The World's Greatest Squeaky Toy often leaks air, so ignore that hissing sound.
- When told no, do it anyway.
- Taking the blame for others' naughty deeds is a sure way to win lots of sympathy and pettin's.
- Child locks on windows are important.
- Rules are made to be broken; the furniture is made to be laid on no matter what anyone says.
- Begging for table scraps is easy; being cute enough to get table scraps is talent and determination.
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