Wanted: Human Obedience Classes

It has suddenly occurred to me - ok, reoccurred - that humans are insufferably rude. A great example of this was the woman today that came in with her young son to pick up medications for their cat. While the mother gave us the evil eye waited in line for the receptionist to assist her, she pointed out our small Christmas tree in the back of the lobby to her son. The demon boy proceeded to toddle over to it and unwrap every single gift under the branches. The gifts placed there were simply for decoration, however there were approximately twenty of them in total, all of which had to be re-wrapped and placed back under the small tree. The best part? She watched the boy while he did it and encouraged him. Seriously, why are there no laws against these people breeding??